Hi all. I suspect most of you don’t know me. My name is Krystal, but I go by Witchfire when I’m doing my thing.
That free job that the writing prompt asked about… Believe it or not, I’m a superhero. I used to be a normal college coed at U.C. San Diego, studying criminal forensics and psychology and was part of the “real” world like all of you.
Then things got… complicated. ‘Oliver Queen on Arrow’ level complicated.
I’m a Wiccan, and I follow the Norse goddess Freya. One day, right after schooling my roommate about not being a total bitch, I got summoned into Freya’s realm and told I had to go into some alternate reality to ‘save the world’. Not just ANY world, mind you… The reality that this superheroine peril website’s stories are set in. Yes, I’m a bad girl… 🙄 I find a little bit of harmless fictional non-consensual… fun… to be arousing.
Except, as it turns out, that metaphysical theory about imagination being a window into other realities or dimensions is true. The airheaded women I mocked for fighting crime in bikinis are real. Not only that, but some big bad demoness from the underworld has made her way there and teamed up with some very bad people in order to completely take over that reality… then move on to others until she owns them all.
The kicker? For some reason, *I* am the freaking Harry Potter of this world, and it’s up to ME to go set things right and stop this demoness before she takes over the multiverse… All while dealing with the hapless heroines, corrupt officials, and over-sexed bad guys ALL trying to get me naked.
Why me?!?
Freya says its because my ancestry somehow makes me the last best chance to deal with all this. No pressure, huh?
And yes, as the post title said, on top of everything else, I don’t even get paid for putting my butt on the line… I did get a slightly less revealing costume than Ms. Americana and the others though:
I wear my hair in a ponytail while in costume.
And lucky me… Silk Cords is tuned into that reality and is going to be reporting on everything I go through at their NSFW blog. Well, technically only part of it NSFW, but you can guess what section I ended up in.
So yeah… Off I go to save the world. I’d pass on such an insane proposition, but that demoness will find me regardless I’m told. Oh that and…
Silk Chatters 
