I’m not a golfer, but I still found this hilarious when I heard it. 🙂
So an assistant pastor decided he wanted to take Sunday off to relax and play golf…
He called the secretary at the church and called off sick, then drove to a golf course in a completely different town so that he could play golf with no risk of being discovered. Convinced of his own cleverness, he tee’ed off and hit his shot.
As his shot traveled through the air, a gust of wind caught the ball and took it an extra hundred yards for a perfect 450 yard hole in one!
Up in Heaven, an angel shook his head and spoke to God. “What in the world did you do that for?” he asked.
“Who is he gonna tell?” God replied.
Credit where credit is due: That joke courtesy of Joel Osteen. 🙂